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I read this list in my Parenting magazine. I had to share it!

Top Ten Things You'll Probably Never Say...

1. "No more arugula. You'll get a bellyache."
2. " Gosh, I wish I could keep pumping forever-it's such a gratifying experience and makes me feel like a real woman."
3. "After my second pregnancy, I just couldn't keep the weight on!"
4. "Honey, let's play Barbies again and I'll be the bad sister. Again."
5. "You know, I'm actually sharper when I'm awake every two hours."
6. "All I want to do after a long day with the kids is have sex with my husband."
7. "Why don't you try on something pink? You don't have enough pink clothing."
8. "My new favorite song is 'Fruit Salad.' Totally downloading it!"
9. "I regret getting the epidural."
10. "Thank you so much for the advice about everything I'm doing wrong with my kid. I found it really helpful."
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Becca said…
LOL...this is too funny and too true.
March 13, 2009 at 12:10 PM
The Manzo's said…
SO funny I totally read this too and was dying!!! :)
March 13, 2009 at 10:51 PM
Kristi said…
LOL, those are funny!
March 14, 2009 at 7:49 PM
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